SPEND THE NIGHT WITH BRIAN MOLKO

Of course, you have to be in London to take part, but Placebo are recording the video for disappointing single Because I Want You tonight at the Koko, and they want you - yes, you to be there:

Not only will you be spending the evening with Brian Molko, Steve Hewitt and Stefan Olsdal from the band, you'll actually be in their new video! Placebo are looking for enthusiastic fans over 16 years (ID may be required to enter the venue) to take part in the shooting!

If you fancy it, this is what to do:

Turn up at KOKO (1a Camden Road, London NW1 OJH) on Tuesday 24th January at 6.30pm PROMPT. Doors will close at 7.30pm!

Please note the following important points:

* By turning up at the venue (inside or outside) you are consenting to be filmed and agreeing to the use of your image in the video.

* There are limited numbers so turning up does not guarantee entry (if we are over-subscribed). Admittance will be on a first come first served basis. (PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO ACCOUNT IF TRAVELLING FROM AFAR)

* We reserve the right to refuse entry to anyone.

* No video cameras, cameras etc.

* Please be prompt! Doors will close at 7.30pm. Filming will continue until approximately 10pm.

* You never know, Placebo may perform a couple of extra tracks for you…

No video cameras? Boy, that's going to piss the crew off. And what, exactly, do they mean by "etc" - presumably they don't expect people to leave their phones at home, do they? Or will sketchbooks be taken off people as they turn up?